Jabberwocky by Psycho Somatic, a Strain Review

It's not a scientific undertaking—far from it. My process is biased in many ways. Much of what I bought in New Mexico this year was purchased as a single gram, so those strains never could garner a "disappearing eighth" tag. Other strains I might have taken notes on—by hand in one of my notebooks—but haven't typed up yet, meaning I haven't tagged them on this site, and can't turn them up through a search.

Like this Jabberwocky, which right now is acing the pen-to-paper test, which could be its own tag except that any strain I end up reviewing by way of this blog must have passed the pen-to-paper test so it would be redundant to mention that in the review. Some strains might deliver effects typical of indica flower, meaning I might not be alert or motivated enough to write anything about them. So my reviews are probably biased toward sativas!

It's also possible that I am biased toward the strains I happen to smoke earlier in the day (which would also more likely be sativas or sativa-leaning strains because I don't want to feel sleepy or couch-locked early on in a day). Which then also raises the influence of alcohol on my ability or willingness to write strain reviews. I'm more likely to put pen-to-paper after a smoke if I have had nothing or less-than-usual to drink. If I've been drinking and I fire up some indica as a means of circuit-breaking alcohol overindulgence, I'm not going to have much to write about because I will be on my way to Slumberland.

Jabberwocky!

It strikes me now as a pretty good strain. Which is interesting because the first one-ee of Jabberwocky I smoked didn't seem to do much. This was a last chance puff. So how does it land with a thud the first time around but then fire me up and have me writing like mad on this occasion? My guess is that my reaction to a strain depends a lot on what time of day I smoke it, how much I've had to drink, and what if anything is planned for later on in that day (hanging over me). Here at my in-laws in Tucson, dinnertime and my preferred time to smoke in the evening often clash like oncoming trains.

This Jabberwocky is a solid sativa-leaning strain that could allow for physical labor while also stimulating my brain, with physical/body euphoria as well. The music continues to sound as fabulous as ever. I never did leave this casita because the pen has been stuck to the paper. Now playing is Mermaid Chunky's "Céilí." The birds are warbling and gurgling outside. Gambel's Quail and what I believe is the long, twisting, turning improvisation of the Curve-billed Thrasher, a bird better-known for it's sharp call, "Wait, what?"

11:39. The rush is tapering but that was a strong 45 minutes on the Jabberwocky from Psycho Somatic. Strain of the Year candidate?

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Garlic Fusion by High Noon Cult

…17:03. It was a nice smoke. From the glass, that creaminess that I don’t get when smoking joints. But I didn’t taste any garlic. R Greenleaf, the dispensary in Clovis where I got the Garlic Fusion (along with grams of five other strains) is deli-style. The bud isn’t old but those jars get opened however many times a day and the air in New Mexico is almost always so dry. If you are expecting a huge rush of flavor from NM deli-style, you’re going to be disappointed.

What’s the answer? Sorry, I’m not sure, can’t deliver, can only complain and stare at my phone some more. The phone, lifeblood, life-sucker, such a strong drug these devices. First the internet then “the phone” then social media.

We are in a whirlwind of technological evolution! For better or for worse, I’ll not say. But things—time—will slow down, at some point. This is an unusual chapter in human history. What is being thrown at us right now is of an exponential magnitude. It’s too much for me.

Not that I’m checking out. Nothing is that easy. If I had to offer proof of an afterlife—what a wonderful phrase, an oxymoron. There is no afterlife, can’t be. It’s all just “life,” always has been. We see bodies leave but we don’t know what happens to their inhabitants after. How could we? This one place exists—just this one?—and that’s all, there’re no others? That doesn’t make sense.

How did I get there? Forget: who am I. Who cares?! I don’t need to be anyone. I’m more concerned about

Garlic Fusion!!!


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Honey Bun by Twenty Twenty

The Honey Bun is good. Solid base high leading at times to crazy zany but legitimate writing ideas/scenes/sketches.

The smoke had a spicy menthol flavor; was a bit sweet maybe.

Jays. Carry. Zingy even now smoked...two hours ago? Maybe 90 minutes.

Is it the Nigerian in here? A la Velvet Glove, an Illinois "indica" by Columbia Care / Seed & Strain that buzzed me this way. Or Cresco's Rollins, which also draws its lineage from the Nigerian landrace. I have purchased two eighths of Rollins. One held some of the raciest sativa flower I've ever smoked, the other didn't get me all that high. You pays your money, and you takes your chances.

The only other strain I've smoked that I know has Nigerian landrace in its lineage is the BK Satellite from Alien/Connected in Arizona. When I first wrote this entry in the notebook, I had only tried the Satellite once or twice but I'm recently back from a trip to Tucson where I thought I had some BK Satellite in my stash. Only I couldn't find it; it wasn't there. That's what I call a disappearing eighth...


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Orange Soda by Paul Bunyan

Orange Soda joint.

Idea for a new website: frontporchbirding.com

Took some of the laundry down. Saw the copperhead again, same spot. Then it went back under the low porch. That knocked my buzz; harshed me out a bit; not great.

I’m rallying back. I feel that Soda. It’s a great smoke, that buzz, an electricity. A body sativa; bit of a shaker.

If it were on a menu again, I’d snap it up. I’ve had a jar this year and I had a jar last year. Both were good to the last bud.

I’ve had other PTS/Paul Bunyan but the Orange Soda has been way better than anything else I’ve had from them. Papaya x Gelato wasn’t bad but Panama Mac was forgettable. Macnanna was just OK.

I bought this jar back in 2024. Held onto it for almost a year. It was still very good! I must have put a moisture pack in there to bring it back. It’s not the prettiest bud but they gave me 3.58 grams.

This was a disappearing eighth and it will also be a Strain of the Year candidate for 2025, despite it not appearing so far on the Beyond/Hello menu at any point this year. Maybe it’s up in Collinsville/Maryville/Edwardsville. Bring it back to Sauget, please...


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Açaí Gelato x Sherb by Cannect

Another supposedly “extreme” rainfall event here in St. Louis County in the wet spring of 2025. When we keep getting heavy rains when do the extreme events begin to become the norm? I am becoming resigned to them.

The Açaí x Sherb is a representative Sherb/Gelato. There is some bite but I am catching a strong, heady high, and I’m enjoying myself despite the storms, despite water finding its way into the basement ductwork again. Alas, alackaday, amor.

(some unknown amount of time, perhaps an hour, elapses…)

It’s strong stuff. I’m still going. Can’t find my phone. That Açaí x Sherb from Cannect Wellness. It’s the best-ever high I’ve gotten from bud that dark, purple. I’ve smoked bud that looked like this but it’s always disappointed. I had begun to think it was a gimmick.

I have been planning for what must be the last hour to smoke again but I have not made any progress thus far. I’m ping-ponging. We’re going to hit three inches of rainfall today...

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