Gas Guzzler by Rythm: Strain Review

14:53. Two hours in. I had my doubts. There was not an immediate lift from the Gas Guzzler. Then there was a dip but I rallied nicely thereafter. I was walking around, taking care of small tasks I'd thought about doing in the days, weeks prior but never amassed the necessary motivation.

The Gas Guzzler is acceptable fuel. There is not much bite. I'd call this one a creeper. Early on I felt so downshifted that I was going to lie down and just go to sleep but I never did lie down. I bounced out of wherever I troughed and had a useful couple of hours. Because this strain does not produce a noticeable, immediate headrush I would put in the company of other strains that you will drown out if you are wet with alcohol going into it.

The Gas Guzzler effects are more background body fuel with palliative mental effects. A nice and useful mix but not trippy. If you want trippy get yourself some White Widow or plumb the library of The Sherbs. 14:57...


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Bananaconda by Rythm: Strain Review

They spell it Rythm. Lose one h. Rhythm is one of the strangest words in the English language. Is the "y" even a vowel there? If a word has six letters and no vowels, how can we pronounce it? How can it be a word?

Anyway, I've been smoking this strain called Bananaconda for a few days now. It's strong. Not in taste, although it does have a menthol flavor; it numbs my tongue a little. There's some taste there but it's mostly a bland smoke, in terms of flavor. You're not smoking this one for the flavor.

The lineage is unusual. One of the parents is Dual OG, which comes from a cross of True OG and Banana OG. True OG is an OG Kush Cut. Banana OG is OG Kush and Sagarmartha's 60/40, an otherwise "unknown" strain. Can't go wrong with Banana OG. Then the other parent is a complete unknown, something called Snakes Cake. Don't ask me. The Seedfinder page (link here) has a little more info. The breeder—Honey Sticks—writes about how the strain came about; how it has become a hit for them. They appear to be based in Maine. I have seen other growers offer Bananaconda. Amaze in Missouri, for instance.

In most of my sessions smoking Bananaconda, the effects have come on gradually. It doesn't bring an immediate head rush. Not typically, though I am getting a bit of a head rush as I write this, this being my fourth go with this strain. Each time I am smoking about a third of a gram in a single-wide joint.

The first three times I smoked Bananaconda all turned out to be one joint nights. Usually I will smoke a couple of joints a night. Or maybe it's one in the afternoon, and one as a night cap. The Bananaconda has worked double duty. It is capable both of sending me off on a tangent or planting my butt in a chair so I can chill out and catch my breath. It's one of those strains that delivers a gummy-like high in the form of a smoke, and I like that.

The Bananaconda I've been smoking on had been in my inventory for a while. The jar had been sealed—effectively sealed. But it had been packaged on 01.24.2024 and I didn't open it until 12.15.2024. I keep most of my unopened eighths in a sealed Mason jar, and then I keep those Mason jars in what I believe is meant to serve as an ammunition box. The ammo box has a rubber gasket, and clamps down around the edge in six places. Still, I know that if I sit on a jar for nine months, it's probably not going to be as tasty when I open it. It's a blessing and a curse to run a stockpile. It gives me peace of mind to know I have an inventory but things backfire, plans melt away, smoke rises...


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